BiBi-DRONE:

"Welcome to the Official JOY-STICK Employee Ask Blog! Here, you can submit questions directly to your favorite JOY-STICK team member- at any hour of the day!"


OLIVIA:

"What the hell is this..? HOW'D YOU GET THIS NUMBER?!"


BiBi-DRONE:

"That's right! 24 hours, 7 days a week. Even holidays; we'll send your message direct to all of their personal contact devices. Catch them at any moment, even after store closing hours!"


OLIVIA:

"THIS IS MY PRIVATE CELL- I NEVER EVEN PUT IT ON MY APPLICATION
IF THIS IS A JOKE ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY"



BiBi-DRONE:

"SECURITY ANOMOLY DETECTED;
Trying to block this number wont work! Even a powered down device can be turned on remotely by our STATE-OF-THE-ART SPAM SOFTWARE; Designed by MORPHO INDUSTRIES!"


OLIVIA:

". . ."



BiBi-DRONE:

"Check back soon for updates, or subscribe to the RSS FEED!


. . .and thank you for choosing JOY-STICK;
Where we let YOU control the experience!"


OLIVIA:

"THIS IS NOT-
...
okay.
fine..!
Send your stupid messages and see if I care because I WONT. "


Valued Customer:

"Hello Olivia, you are very cute. I am a princess of spiders, and I would very much perhaps enjoy having you for tea and snacks and perhaps a kiss on the cheek or two."


OLIVIA:

"Oh, um-

I didn't know this was, like, a dating app kind of thing.

. . . wait

this isn't an app for spiders, is it. . .? are you a spider?"


Astra:

"Dogs or cats? Coke or Pepsi? Milk chocolate or dark chocolate?"


OLIVIA:

"My last dinner was fountain soda and a candy bar so can I just pick the cat?"


Valued Customer:

"What cup size are you?"


OLIVIA:

"Yeah, wouldn't YOU like to know. . . . well TOO BAD, I don't even WEAR a bra!"
BiBi-DRONE:

"Fetching Data:
EMPLOYEE DATABASE;
OLIVIA_

Height: 176 cm / 5'9"
Weight: ~148 lb
Average Cup Size: 32C-34D"


OLIVIA:

". . .how did you- . . . HOW DO YOU KEEP FINDING THIS CRAP?!"


Valued Customer:

"if you could cosplay any one character from a game youve played, who would you pick?"


OLIVIA:

"Oh, thats easy;
Princess Unicorn from Royal Rainbow Ranchers 3."